Dear Reader,

Are you one of these people who continue driving in the middle lane of a three lane motorway regardless of there being no vehicles using the inside lane and regardless of the fact that I am approaching you from behind at a considerably faster speed?

Why don't you move over and let me through? Have you not seen me approach? Do you ever look in your mirror? Do you believe the Highway Code says you should drive in the middle lane at all times? Do you think you?re safer there? Do you think you have a God-given right to force all slightly faster drivers into the outside lane to get round you? Are you one of these smug so-and-so's who "knows the law" and takes it upon themselves to police the speed limits? Do you give a toss about anyone else?

I would love to hear an acceptable reason why so many drivers, particularly young women (apparently about fifteen years old) in little red cars, white-van drivers, and elderly buffoons with glasses and a firm grip on the wheel, persist in this frustrating and highly dangerous mode of driving.