This afternoon me and da Gang wos hangin' out in da Olde English Tea Rooms, jus' chillin'.

We wosn't doin' nuffink! We wos just havin' a larf. We gotta go somewhere, innit!

Well! Noddy, my best mate, kep goin' out to the toilet cos he's got a problem wiv that, and we wos all larfin' and jokin' about him and callin' out, "You alright in there, Nod?", and I froo a Viennese Whirl at Charlie and the crumbs went all over the floor, and he fell off da chair, innit! We wos like havin' a good time and bein' happy.

Well! There wos these three schoolkids sat in the corner whisperin'. Then one of them looked at us and said, "Could you lot be quiet, some of us are trying to do homework!"

That done it! Charlie got slowly up on his Zimmer and snarled, "You wot?", showin' 'em his apple corer.
"You heard!", said the young fart, visibly rattled but still showin' disrespeck to us.

We all went over and Charlie pulled the smartalec's schoolcap over his eyes and Noddy poured his Camomile Tea all over their exercise books. Then we all legged it!

They gotta show Respeck, Man! Best bit wos, we ran out da caff wivout leavin' a tip! Ha! Ha! We is da kings of round here!