kids

Fireworks - A thing of the past? from grumpus ^Pro 16 days old

Are fireworks as popular as they once were? Do as many people have their own private fireworks display in the back garden? Is it because we see so ...

Knife Gangs on Rampage from grumpus ^Pro 492 days old

This afternoon me and da Gang wos hangin' out in da Olde English Tea Rooms, jus' chillin'. We wosn't doin' nuffink! We wos just havin' a larf. We gotta ...

Knife Crime Comes of Age from grumpus ^Pro 492 days old

[ ... ] young kids wot walk by and show 'em we want Respeck!! Bring some fags and a cuppla cans. One last fing! You better bring sometin' to proteck ...

Santa is Coming Tonight!! from grumpus ^Pro 697 days old

I sent this to all my grandchildren. Might as well let you lot see it too and how I waste my time when I should be peeling sprouts!! Have a wonderful ...

The Goose is getting Fat ... from grumpus ^Pro 702 days old

Ho! Ho! Ho! It's here again. Time to celebrate the birth of Santa. Time to tap up the old Flexible Friend in order to buy shedloads of useless tat for ...

Urban Slang, Jive Talk ... Wheautt?!! from grumpus ^Pro 724 days old

Last night on 'Coronation Street' a character got out of a car and with a wave to the driver uttered the inanity, "Laters". I couldn't help but cringe! ...

Litterassy ... R U 1? from grumpus ^Pro 759 days old

[ ... ] if kids have a reading age well below their age in years, they can't cope with other subjects. Why? Because they can't read books about it! Well ...

My Entry for the NAFTA's ... (Numpty Awards) from grumpus ^Pro 897 days old

When I was about fifteen my Mum once so pissed me off one evening I ran away from home. With nothing but the clothes on my back and ten bob in my pocket, ...

Ministry of Education and Cockups from grumpus ^Pro 904 days old

[ ... ] or jackets. My comment: Stop and search in the playground? Just the woosie kids then, don't pick on the known gangs of bullies. Are you insane?

I couldn't even spell Edukayshun ... now I are one! from grumpus ^Pro 907 days old

[ ... ] SOME KIDS ARE THICK! In fact lots of kids are thick. More than is healthy for a country with our needs and aspirations. How has this come about? ...