old age

The Real Grumpus from grumpus ^Pro 471 days old

Thanks to all my friends for their kind birthday wishes, I am now officially a septuagenarian. I had a wonderful day which included Mrs Grumpus buying ...

Knife Gangs on Rampage from grumpus ^Pro 492 days old

This afternoon me and da Gang wos hangin' out in da Olde English Tea Rooms, jus' chillin'. We wosn't doin' nuffink! We wos just havin' a larf. We gotta ...

Knife Crime Comes of Age from grumpus ^Pro 493 days old

Hi dare Bruv! How's it hanging, Man? Jus to let you know I is fed up wiv havin' nuthin' to do since they closed the Darby and Joan club on my estate. ...

Profile Problem Solved ... Who's to Blame? from grumpus ^Pro 683 days old

I spent about 2 hours this morning trying unsuccessfully to change my profile on Blog.co.uk. I wanted to bring it up to date for 2008. Having torn out ...

The Goose is getting Fat ... from grumpus ^Pro 703 days old

Ho! Ho! Ho! It's here again. Time to celebrate the birth of Santa. Time to tap up the old Flexible Friend in order to buy shedloads of useless tat for ...

Spoonerisms ... Feng Shui v. OCD from grumpus ^Pro 820 days old

I'm not sure if I am a natural exponent of Feng Shui or a slightly less than manic sufferer from OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). Anywho, I have ...

Hair today ... gone tomorrow. from grumpus ^Pro 911 days old

Why, oh why does hair stubbornly refuse to grow on the top of my head while sprouting in thick luxurious tufts from every orifice, nook and most of the ...

Boys will be boys ... the good old days! from grumpus ^Pro 915 days old

When I was a kid in London's East End just after the War we didn't have youth clubs, games consoles, TVs, iPods, CDs, DVDs or any other expensive toys ...

TV ... Is Big Brother watching us? from grumpus ^Pro 926 days old

The sad thing about today's television is that despite having 40/50 or more channels available to us, most people I know seem to always be saying, "There's ...

Shorts Story ... a bit below the belt! from grumpus ^Pro 927 days old

Coming out of Sainsburys the other day I found myself following a strange young male. He was dressed mainly in khaki and had long girly hair under a ...